Kindergarten Blues

A new school year is upon us, and this year I get to enjoy the smell of a box of brand new crayons. My first-born fruit of my loins will be starting kindergarten this year, and thus begins such a bittersweet time. Read More…

How to Ruin the Last Day of a Disney Vacation

5. Do not, under any circumstance, get into that stroller willingly. It is a 100 lb restrictive torture device that your father lugs around for his own pleasure. Rage against it! Read More…

How to Become the Perfect Parent

I’ve read the books. I’ve scoured the blogs and Facebook comments section. I started with those adorable weekly emails alerting me when my fetus got fingernails. I know what it takes to be a perfect parent. Read More…

 

 

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